Z.Monkey’s Blog

Title speaks for itself.  Make sure to take a look at the article in the article.

http://wbztv.com/watercooler/local_story_188151230.html 

I could say that going over to London gave me more of an appreciation for Soccer, but that’s not really true.  I may end up watching it more this summer… maybe even go to a game.  The Revs do play the galaxy in August…

Anyway, please watch this click and be amused.  It’s pretty spectacular.

Check out this video. The jumps between topics are rather nonsensical but extremely amusing. I was amused by the three sources of religious doubt.

Also, see the inspiration for the movie over at http://indexed.blogspot.com/. I subscribed to it because I think it’ll inject a bit of humor into my days.

Stupid Pascal pseudo-code! It would take a person with an incredibly illogical mind to understand you!  I am not crazy enough to understand its labyrinthine syntax!  Fie, fie upon thee, strumpet.

marriedtothesea.com

Merry Christmas!

Merrier Christmas (this is the uncensored version).  Stupid censoring.

Alright, now I don’t know japanese but I do not that this is funny.  It’s a TV tongue twister contest from Japan.

Now here is a game I can really get into.  Now if I can only get past the first level…

Don’t Shoot the Puppy.

I have, for some reason, be quoting Golden Boy occasionally at work and I want at least one person there to know what I am talking about so I think it may soon be time to watch the complete set (all 3 hours!). The only problem is I have the series on VHS and I am afraid that my VCR will do what Maletas’s did (see image below). Fortunately the complete DVD set is only $18 (wasn’t $25 for each VHS? Nevermind!) so if I can only lay my hands on $18…

In case you don’t know the title of my last post is a quote from the series. Who here thinks the scientist will be amused by it?

Last Saturday my brother got married (huzzah for him, huzzah for Nikki) and somehow this video became the topic of conversation. The funnest part was when my dad, my uncle Paul, my cousins Josh and Dave, and my grandparents were all stand around the computer watching movies off of YouTube. The best movie we watched was this one about an exploding whale. (Make sure you have audio because the news report is what makes this awesome.)

Another thing that is really cool about YouTube (and I guess the internet in general) is that when you are sitting around with a bunch of people remember funny things you’ve seen on TV (or what not) it takes about 30 seconds to find clips online! I suppose I am awed easily.

I’m sure all of you have seen/read something about the British government saving our citizens from terrorist attacks. And I’m sure you’ve seen our federal governments response (i.e. Banning all liquids in carry-on baggage… including toothpaste). Awesome, I almost never check a bag because getting your bag off the carousel adds hours onto your flight (there is nothing like standing in a airport lobby at 1am waiting for your luggage and wondering if you’ll fall asleep on the drive home). So now I can’t bring toothpaste, shampoo, shaving cream, or even water. Tis pretty annoying, if you ask me. But what really gets my goat is that no one is really taking this ban seriously. If they were would they be doing this? Seriously. I really hope terrorist don’t start using book bombs… the movies they show on planes are awful!

An accessory for all you ladies… it’ll go well with your Barry White CD. Um… This does remind me of the accessory that came out with the game REZ.

Answer: You are still allowed to bring your OhMiBod onto a plane… but no lubricant.