What do stupid aviation security rules and an iDildo have in common?
I’m sure all of you have seen/read something about the British government saving our citizens from terrorist attacks. And I’m sure you’ve seen our federal governments response (i.e. Banning all liquids in carry-on baggage… including toothpaste). Awesome, I almost never check a bag because getting your bag off the carousel adds hours onto your flight (there is nothing like standing in a airport lobby at 1am waiting for your luggage and wondering if you’ll fall asleep on the drive home). So now I can’t bring toothpaste, shampoo, shaving cream, or even water. Tis pretty annoying, if you ask me. But what really gets my goat is that no one is really taking this ban seriously. If they were would they be doing this? Seriously. I really hope terrorist don’t start using book bombs… the movies they show on planes are awful!
An accessory for all you ladies… it’ll go well with your Barry White CD. Um… This does remind me of the accessory that came out with the game REZ.
Answer: You are still allowed to bring your OhMiBod onto a plane… but no lubricant.
Terrorific. Do you know how much flying I`m doing over the next couple months? I think I`ll beat a fellow passenger to death with the in-flight celebrity magazine and get those banned too.
Comment by dan — Friday, August 11, 2006 @ 1:16 pm
oooo… good plan! I think this will only effect you when you are flying in the US where we are stupid.
Comment by Z.Monkey — Sunday, August 13, 2006 @ 9:26 am
Haha, I was just watching TV and heard that British Airways is banning books! You can only bring one magazine on with you. Does it take most people 6 hours to read one magazine?
Comment by Z.Monkey — Sunday, August 13, 2006 @ 10:25 am