Z.Monkey’s Blog

I feel like writing something but I do not really feel like writing. Hmm… I think that is my way of saying plagiarism is fantastic! Ha! As you can see I borrow the title for someone who borrowed it from someone… something, something. What?! Anyways, I am not actually in Florida. I am in Finland, you know, where Huck Finn was born. It is odd here. It seems a lot like NH if you are listening to ‘Oh, Canada’. I went for a walk earlier today. It was refreshing… it is Autumn here. ‘O, Canada. Our home and native land…’

Interesting things I’ve seen, heard, done, had done to me, e&c:

• Apparently Brits start drinking when they wake up.
• When our plane landed in Manchester (England) it bounce what felt like 5 feet into the air. I surmise that the pilot was trying to wake everyone up.
• I heard, “Someone tell these Spanish how to use camera’s on the back of motorcycles” from the TV which is showing the cycling world championship.
• The one Swedish channel on the TV shows nothing but Hockey, as far as I can tell.
• The towel rack is heated. How do I know (besides the nice warm towels?)? I put my hand on it every time I pee. I cannot help it; it is at the perfect height.
• There is no alarm clock in my room. The phone in my room does not work (so wake up call). Why did I leave Eric’s portable alarm clock in Seoul?!

I am going to sleep. When I wake, I will shower again. Traveling makes me feel dirty.

Z.Monkey