Z.Monkey’s Blog

 Banana out

May 10, 2005 at 9:09 am  |  uncategorized

I cannot open my banana. This is having a devastating effect on my psyche… or maybe it’s the odor of the free Axe shower gel they have been giving out at the gym. Interestingly enough the odor is ‘Touch’.

I rode my bicycle to work today. It was difficult to breath. I got in about 1/2 hour ago and I still feel short of breath. Good, I just poured water on myself. Khaaan!

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2 Comments »

  1. This post, it don’t make no sense!

    Why can’t yous breathe?

    Comment by Dan — Tuesday, May 10, 2005 @ 11:05 am

  2. I am glad to see that the only comment I’ve got in the last two weeks has been to ridicule me. Watch as myself esteem shrinks.

    Also, its ‘Why can jews breathe’.

    Comment by Z. Monkey — Tuesday, May 10, 2005 @ 11:08 pm

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