My mind is numb
Damn you Labview! How my brain is smothered by your pretty pink lines of DOOM!
I am trying to keep my mind focused but it seems to be a failing effort. Did you know that I have a copy of Gwar’s “The Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguin” on my shelf at work? I bet you did not even know I had a shelf… bastards. If you do not believe me then you can ask me (politely) to take a picture and to post it online so that you can all have visual confirmation that I am not lying.
I am at this very moment listening to the new Green Day album, of which I am sure you are aware. I wonder what I will make of it? Dont you!? Fuck.
Zzzz. Monkey
P.S. I’m sure you are happy you wasted your time reading this, huh?
1) Why the hell are you using LabVIEW? That’s not for librarians. It’s for idiots.
2) Is “The Dawn of the Day of the Night of the Penguin” better than “Skullhedface?”
3) Instead of listening to fake punk music, you should be listening to Dan the Automator (as should we all).
PS - that didn’t waste nearly enough time.
Comment by Dan — Tuesday, March 1, 2005 @ 9:59 am
1) Labview is for librarian (who I believe are all actually Luddites) because any fucking idiot can make crappy, inefficient code with it. Also all I basically do is hack up other peoples ‘code’ which happened to be done in Labview, this is fortunate as I have forgot all the Matlab (read one class) I took in College.
1a) I do not work in a Library.
2) I dont have a TV or a VCR in my office. And yes… I do not think there is any skull fucking in “the dawn of the blah, fuck dick shit cock”
3) I have learned from my mistake… I listen to Bach and Portishead for the rest of the day.
PS) Type slower… try using one hand.
Comment by Z. Monkey — Wednesday, March 2, 2005 @ 9:01 am